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{e ONE HOUR IN AN IMAGINARY PARALLEL SUBUNIVERSE WITH ...
{f ------------------------------------------------------
{c Prrak & Cybersystem of Catastrophy.
Welcome to the first part in a serie of cross-interviews, where two
people will be talking about their day-to-day activities.
{cPrrak:{a I'm sitting in my {froom{a, listening to "{eUmmagumma{a" {c(Pink Floyd){a,
together with {eCybersystem{a, who is reading a {fporn/horror{a
book; "{fBlown{a" ({ePhilip Jose Farmer{a). So I'm gonna ask him my
first question: Are you enjoying this {calbum{a?
{cCyby:{a Yeah. {eReally groovy{a. '{cte gek{a'.
Let me ask you a {erhetorical question{a: Do you like everything
by Pink Floyd ?
{cPrrak:{a I like most of their albums, but I {edespise {acertain albums,
mostly their earlier ones. "{fThe Piper At The Gates Of Dawn{a",
to name but one. Now for something more {cpersonal{a: What was the
first thing that came to your mind when you woke up this
{eparticular {amorning?
{cCyby:{a Well, that's a rather {cpersonal question {ayou are asking there,
but I'll try to answer it correctly: '{fAAAARGHHH DEAD VENOM
The Matrix simstim cyberspace neural transplant malfunction
Artworks to be made , {cparallel universes{f, dead and living aliens
biochips{a'
{eThat is what I thought of first when I woke up.
{a Then I stood up, {cgot dressed{a, opened the {ecurtains{a and noticed that
I was standing totally naked in front of the window. {dApparently{a
I only thought I was getting dressed. After closing the curtains
quickly, I got dressed. That really woke me up.
Well that's my story. So what were your first {ethoughts {athis
morning ?
{cPrrak:{a As I woke up, I imagined the {cBeginning - 204763289{a atoms but
yet all was empty. And out of the {eEmptiness{a shapes were formed,
and within {cmillions {aof years there were people living on the face
earth, who were {eloving{a, {ehating{a, {efighting{a, {efarting{a, {efucking {aand
dying. I imagined a {cformula{a, containing the Beginning. It was a
way in which one could see his personal future through time: One
could predict wars in the future and see the truth about histor-
ical legends. I named this idea: "{fThe Way Of Things.{a" But then,
a problem appeared on the horizon - it was vague and {edubious{a, and
I could not tell which way it would work. Because, if someone
would create this formula and see his future, he would alter his
life, by seeing what would happen, and he would do things that he
would not do had he not seen {eThe Way Of Things{a. So the Way would
have to change, thereby affecting the effect of this persons'
earlier changes. So this formula would have to contain itself!
We can forget about that idea. I did that, washed, dressed and
got up. Meanwhile, back at my room, Cyby has been shooting plastic
bullets around my room with my {cairgun{a. Also, he appears to be
singing along with "{fThe Wall{a." {cApparently{a, he's quite an agressive
psychopate. Tell me, do you enjoy shooting my fridge?
{cCyby:{a OH, is it a fridge ? I couldn't see that without my glasses on.
I thought it was a picture of Dr. Psycho. (maniac member of
Catastrophy). Shame it is a {efridge{a, I rather liked the {cprospect {aof
shooting dr.Psycho down. As i see the time is nearing that we have to
end this sub-universal.....................................
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interview. Sorry for the dots there , but at that moment me and Prrak
were indulged in some fighting scenes of Highlander IV. I chopped off
2 arms and 1 leg from Prrak. After that he threw his sword into my face
which instantly killed my brains and nerves, causing me to fall down.
Luckily, Prrak reminded me it was only a game and not for real so I
stood up and went on typing this interview. which at this moment is
at its last moments. This interview is truly gone out for fishing.
It is totally gone bunkers. It is really crazy. (Yes, we get the
idea. Prrak.) aargh {efluthouseparty garbagedog lifesavingguard{a.
switchprrak terminatedcybersystem end of story bye bye {dred herrings{a?
END OF INTERVIEW in 1991
{f{2 1991 CATASTROPHY SYNDICATE{1
{cPrrak {aappears at the courtesy of {eCATASTROPHY {aalbum label.
Cybersystem appears at the courtesy of {eCATASTROPHY {amental health club.
Pink Floyd's "{fThe Wall{a","{fThe Piper At The Gates OF Dawn{a" and "{fUmmagumma{a"
appear courtesy of {dHarvest Records {aand {dLupus Music Publishing Inc{a.
Rick Allen, Rick Savage and Joe Elliot appear courtesy of Bludgeon Rippola.
Jay Miner appears courtesy of Commodore Business Machines, Inc.
Rebel Elizabeth Mudlark appears courtesy of Deutsche Nakasone Gmbh in
co-operation with {fMicheal Swanwick{a.
Monthy Python appears courtesy of {cTwentieth Century Frog Productions{a.
Peter Weller appears courtesy of {eOrion Pictures International{a.
{fBrian May {aappears courtesy of Queen Music Ltd./EMI Music Publishers, Inc.
{dPsycho {adoesn't appear at all, thank God. ({eThank who? -Ed{a)
This interview is dedicated to the following people:
Peter Gabriel, Roger Waters, David Gilmour, Dittrich, Gelfand,
Dad, Mom, my Brother, Mad Max, Jean Michel Jarre, Kate Bushed,
Phil Manzanera, Joe Jackson, Bartje, Tante Aghata, Robert Sheckley,
Nick Mason, Gregory MacDonald, Bram Stoker, Richard Matheson, Howard
Phillips Lovecraft, Philip Jose Farmer, Richard Wright, Isaac Asimov,
Micheal Kamen, Stephen King, Robert Silverberg, Michel Geiss, Mark
Knopfler, Langley Iddens, Robert Bloch, Anthony Moore, John Halliwell,
Gerald Scarfe, Black Dragon, Pat Leonard, August Derleth, John Ramsey
Campbell, Ron McClare, Vince DiCola, Survivor, Jimmy White, Shockakx,
Sean Griffiths, Ian Ritchie, Andy Fairweatther Low, Jay Stapley, Mel
Collins, Peter Schuyler Miller, H.G. Wells, Edgar Allan Poe, Genesis,
Paul Hardcastle, Hugh Cornwell, John Leckie, Gyles Brandeth, Peter
Rudge, Laurie Anderson, Yogi Horton, Jon Vangelis, Jane Goldman,
David Fricke, Nigel Green, Fungus The Bogeyman, Bruce Sterling, Paul
Lakin, Schemmel, Paul Carrack, William Gibson, and everyone who feels
his/her name should be in this list.
Thanks for reading all of this, and remember: {cLife {eCAN {cbe that bad!